You Might Be Overweight If...

• The ticket lady at Seaworld tells you you're on in five minutes
• You have to have your jogging suit made at the Tent & Awning company.
• You go to Jenny Craig and she just laughs.
• You get on the end of a see-saw and launch your kid into outer-space.
• Someone's ever asked you to autograph a picture of Shamu.
• You've ever closed an all-you-can-eat buffet.
• Your neighbours complain when you hang your underwear out to dry because they lose three hours of sunlight.
• Your bathtub has stretch marks.
• You have a flourishing career shooting "before" pictures for Jenny Craig.
• They don't make Spandex in your size.
• Your "goal" weight has more than three digits.
• You use a comforter as a towel.
• You refer to Baskin Robbins as "your favorite buffet."
• You haven't seen your toes in over three years.
• Your beeper goes off and someone says,"Look out! It's backing up!"

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