McDonnell Douglas Registration Card

McDonnell Douglas
AIRCRAFT-SPACE SYSTEMS-MISSILES

Important! Important!

Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase

Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products designed to meet your needs and desires.

1.  ___ Mr.  ___ Mrs.  ___ Ms.  ___ General  ___ Comrade ___ Classified

First Name ____________________ Initial ____
Last Name __________________________________

Latitude ___________________________________
Longitude __________________________________
Altitude ___________________________________
Password, Code Name, Etc .__________________


2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?

 ___  AV-8B Harrier II
 ___  F-15 Eagle
 ___  F/A-18 Hornet
 ___  F/A-18 Super Hornet
 ___  AH-64D Apache
 ___  C-17 Globemaster III
 ___  T-45 Goshawk


3. Date of purchase:  Month ______  Day ______  Year ___________


4. Serial Number  ____________________


5. Please check where this product was purchased:

__ Received as Gift/Aid Package 
__ Discount Store
__ Catalog Showroom
__ Government Surplus
__ Shady Arms Broker
__ Classified
__ Mail Order


6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just
   purchased:

__ Heard loud noise, looked up
__ Recommended by friend/relative/ally
__ Store Display
__ Manufacturer's lobbyist
__ Espionage
__ Was attacked by one


7.  Please check the three (3) factors which most influenced your decision to
    purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:

__ Style/Appearance
__ Recommended by salesperson
__ Kickback/Bribe
__ Comfort/Convenience
__ Speed/Maneuverability
__ Back-Room Politics
__ McDonnell Douglas Reputation
__ Advanced Weapons Systems
__ Price/Value
__ Negative experience opposing one in combat


 8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:

__ North America
__ Central/South America
__ Europe
__ Africa
__ Middle East
__ Asia/Far East
__ Aircraft Carrier
__ Third-World Countries
__ Classified
__ Wyoming Militia base


9. Please check the products that you currently own (or intend to purchase in the
   near future):

Own / Intend to  Product:
      purchase

____ / ____      Color TV
____ / ____      VCR
____ / ____      ICBM
____ / ____      Killer Satellite
____ / ____      CD Player
____ / ____      Air-to-Air Missiles
____ / ____      Space Shuttle
____ / ____      Home Computer
____ / ____      Nuclear Weapon


10. How would you describe yourself or your organization?  Check all that apply:

__ Communist/Socialist
__ Democratic
__ Terrorist
__ Dictatorship
__ Crazed (Islamic)
__ Corrupt (Latin American)
__ Crazed (Other)
__ Corrupt (Other)
__ Neutral
__ Primitive/Tribal


11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?

__ Cash
__ Personal Check
__ Suitcases of Cocaine
__ Credit Card
__ Oil Revenues
__ Ransom Money
__ Deficit Spending
__ IMF Line of Credit


12. Occupation:

You  / Your
      spouse

____ / ____  Homemaker
____ / ____  Sales/Marketing
____ / ____  Revolutionary
____ / ____  Clerical
____ / ____  Mercenary
____ / ____  Dictator for Life
____ / ____  Terrorist
____ / ____  Eccentric Billionaire
____ / ____  Defense Minister/General


13. To help us understand our Customers' lifestyles, please indicate the interests
    and activities in which you and your spouse participate on a regular basis:

You  / Your  Activity/Interest
      spouse

____ / ____  Golf
____ / ____  Boating/Sailing
____ / ____  Sabotage
____ / ____  Running/Jogging
____ / ____  Propaganda/Disinformation
____ / ____  Destabilizing/Overthrow
____ / ____  Default on Loans
____ / ____  Opium / marijuana cultivation
____ / ____  Arts and Crafts 
____ / ____  Black Market/Smuggling
____ / ____  Collectibles/Collections
____ / ____  Watching Sports on TV
____ / ____  Interrogation/Torture
____ / ____  Crushing Rebellions
____ / ____  Espionage/Reconnaissance
____ / ____  Border Disputes
____ / ____  Mutually Assured Destruction

Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future - as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and militarist consortia.

Comments or suggestions about our aircraft? Please write directly to:

McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION
Marketing Department
Military Aerospace Division
P.O. Box 800
St. Louis, MO 55500